Note: Zak = Zaku II, Zeon MS from Mobile Suit Gundam

Look Like A Bishounen - to the tune of Walk Like An Egyptian, themed to any anime character that looks/dresses better than me.

All the pretty boys got the looks
They know how to dance don't you know
If they move just right, oh-way-oh
Girls will fall down like dominos

All the normal men by the side
They got the money but not the moves
Gold crocodiles, oh-way-oh
They snap their teeth at the bishounen

Long-haired types with the sparkly eyes hey
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Look like a Bishounen

The blonde waitresses take your tray
Their hearts beat fast as they cross the floor
You've got the look, oh-way-oh
You drop your drink then they bring you more

All the school girls so sick of books
They like the dark and the sexy men
When the buzzer rings, oh-way-oh
They're looking for some Bishounen

All the girls in the manga shop say
kakkoi da yo, kono hito
Look like a Bishounen

Glide your feet up the street show your cape
Shift your arm then you let it drape
Life is hard you know, oh-way-oh
So strike a pose on your trusty Zak

If you want to find the CLAMP men
They're hanging with Allen and Folken
They sing and dance, oh-way-oh
They look so fine no matter when

Guys from Ohtori in uniforms
The Weiss Kreuz guys call the Greenwood dorm
And the Seishi know, oh-way-oh
They're walking in Bishounen form

All the cops wanna be just like them
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh way oh
Look like a Bishounen
Look like a Bishounen