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Note: Okama = crossdresser

Pretty Fly For A Dead Guy - to the tune of Pretty Fly For A White Guy/Rabbi, themed to Kenny-er, Yakumo Fujii.

    Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
    Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
    Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
    And all the sanjiyan say I'm pretty fly for a dead guy

    Zenbu wakanai, demo shoujo dais'ki yo

    Our restaurant's had a fair share of okamas in the past
    But most of'em were straight guys, and they just wouldn't last
    But our new guy just got killed, when he saved this foreign chick
    then she stole his soul - and stuck it in her stick

    So how 'bout you? Have you seen this wu?
    Can't win a fight, and he's got no magic too
    But he cannot die, although they try and try
    He just comes back, he just comes back
    Just say "Oi Fujii" and then he grins with glee
    Pai wants to find the Statue of Humanity
    Just grab your walking stick and
    Hey! Hey! Do that questy thing!

    Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
    Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
    Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
    And all the sanjiyan say I'm pretty fly for a dead guy

    He went to old Hong Kong fast, to find this artifact
    He has to find it quickly 'cause she needs it quite intact
    He gets splattered by a bus in the middle of the street
    And then he gets right back up, man, this guy's a total freak!

    People shot at him, of that he's gotten bored
    He lost one arm and wields a big two handed sword
    Yeah he keeps his cool, this half-blind fool
    Where are his eyes? Where are his eyes?
    When he dumped his girl, he felt his insides whirl
    Because that bridge blew up from a spell that fishman did unfurl
    But then he kicked its ass and
    Hey! Hey! Do that Mad Wu thing!

    He never said the line, now there can be only one
    But he's got a lot of heart and he tries to have some fun
    Pai thinks he's got a lot of power, it's really not true
    He saw the nuke go off but he couldn't fight that Wu

    Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
    Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
    Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!

    Mitsuketta yo, kore da Ningen no Zou

    He's not doin' well, I gotta tell
    He lives on the street, looking like the tramp from hell
    When she walked right by, he opened up both eyes
    And said it's you - it's really you
    But she lost that fight, didn't have the might
    Now her memory's sealed with massive fright!
    So grab your magic staff--
    Combat boots and crazy laugh--
    Let's summon some beasties and--
    Hey! Hey! Save that Sanjiyan girl!

Thanks to NnM for the song and Sakura-san for a little Japanese help.

Icchan, speaking for Boskone