Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
And all the sanjiyan say I'm pretty fly for a dead guy
Zenbu wakanai, demo shoujo dais'ki yo
Our restaurant's had a fair share of okamas in the past
But most of'em were straight guys, and they just wouldn't last
But our new guy just got killed, when he saved this foreign chick
then she stole his soul - and stuck it in her stick
So how 'bout you? Have you seen this wu?
Can't win a fight, and he's got no magic too
But he cannot die, although they try and try
He just comes back, he just comes back
Just say "Oi Fujii" and then he grins with glee
Pai wants to find the Statue of Humanity
Just grab your walking stick and
Hey! Hey! Do that questy thing!
Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
And all the sanjiyan say I'm pretty fly for a dead guy
He went to old Hong Kong fast, to find this artifact
He has to find it quickly 'cause she needs it quite intact
He gets splattered by a bus in the middle of the street
And then he gets right back up, man, this guy's a total freak!
People shot at him, of that he's gotten bored
He lost one arm and wields a big two handed sword
Yeah he keeps his cool, this half-blind fool
Where are his eyes? Where are his eyes?
When he dumped his girl, he felt his insides whirl
Because that bridge blew up from a spell that fishman did unfurl
But then he kicked its ass and
Hey! Hey! Do that Mad Wu thing!
He never said the line, now there can be only one
But he's got a lot of heart and he tries to have some fun
Pai thinks he's got a lot of power, it's really not true
He saw the nuke go off but he couldn't fight that Wu
Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
Have you seen my kidney? that hurts, that hurts!
Mitsuketta yo, kore da Ningen no Zou
He's not doin' well, I gotta tell
He lives on the street, looking like the tramp from hell
When she walked right by, he opened up both eyes
And said it's you - it's really you
But she lost that fight, didn't have the might
Now her memory's sealed with massive fright!
So grab your magic staff--
Combat boots and crazy laugh--
Let's summon some beasties and--
Hey! Hey! Save that Sanjiyan girl!
Thanks to NnM for the song and Sakura-san for a little Japanese help.
